Commuter Chic

Wanted: stylish business suit, suitable for an attorney. Must wick perspiration and be highly breathable. Water resistance a plus, as well as optional hood and hand-warming pockets. Fleece or H2No fabric a possibility, if decently stylish. Matching pants or slacks should be flexible, breathable, and able to deflect grease, oil, mud, and street grime. Also in need of a necktie that can simultaneously function as a headband, without loss of style or increase in odor. Serious proposals only. Paisley or gabardine not an option.