Почему он Вам понравится

I've been the lucky recipient of hundreds of Russian e-mails, or Russian Spam, at a rate of about five a day. At first it was really annoying, as I don't know how to battle it. I can't really use a filter to filter it out because the filter can't use Cyrillic characters. And I really don't know the common Russian spam words, or any Russian at that.

So, I've given up, and I translate it now and then just to see what I'm being offered. Turns out it's as prosaic as a collapsible stool. In fact, the title of this blog entry ("Why it is pleasant to you") is from the e-mail that offers me the collapsible stool. The e-mail advises me:

Order a collapsible stool of all for 299 roubles, cost of delivery across Moscow 99 roubles on ph.: (095) 585 77 14. Delivery within 5 working days.

It is easy at perenoske. Basic parts incorporate lipuchkoj and do not collapse at walking. Give a gift to the mum or the grandmother that they always could sit down in public transport.

I got another e-mail just a few minutes ago. I think I'll translate "Knock it off, already" into Russian (Пробейте это прочь, уже), send it, and see what happens.