Farmers Abandon Law School and Urban Living

I've been abandoned. Seriously. The farmers today informed me that they are dropping out of law school and returning to the farm. Within an hour of telling me this, they had packed up most of their things and were on the road. Apparently, the contract for the farmer's cows fell through and the cows were coming back to the farm--tomorrow.

I'm shell-shocked. It was a perfect fit, and I really liked them. While they will be back for their furniture--a brand new entire bedroom set--it sounds like a done deal. Now, I'm a tenant's attorney compelled to enforce my sublease against two renters. Dang. Anyone know of a good housemate out there?