Friday, August 12, 2005

(Let's Get) Physical

I'm taking my bike in for a physical today. I get a free 90 day check up at Penn Cycle and I'm now approaching the 86th day. It's in need of a tune-up, as I estimate I've ridden it about 500 miles in the last three months.

If you read the title to this entry and got a sudden twinge of feeling toward Olivia Newton John, then, yeah, I suckered you in. I know you are all closet lovers of Olivia, as I am a devoted follower of her poetic genius. So, I leave you with these fine words. Notice her brilliant turn of the phrase "intimate restaurant" and the remarkable closing of the song's first stanza. Cue it up, boys, and don't blame me if you are grooving to it the rest of the day and singing it loudly to your colleagues.
I'm saying all the things that I know you'll like, 
Makin' good conversation
I gotta handle you just right,

You know what I mean
I took you to an intimate restaurant,

Then to a suggestive movie

There's nothin' left to talk about,
Unless it's horizontally
Let's get physical, physical
I wanna get physical
Let's get into physical
Let me hear your body talk, your body talk
Let me hear your body talk
Let's get physical, physical
I wanna get physical
Let's get into physical

4 Comments:

Blogger Ugly Juice said...

Hey, Duf?...can I sell you those shares of Greg I picked up yesterday?

9:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hold on. Word is that it's a hold--neither buy nor sell. You didn't hear that from anyone connected to this blog, alright? And, I have it from good sources that the topic of this entry is completely coincidental to the dating life of the individual who is not the person writing this comment.

6:22 AM  
Blogger Ugly Juice said...

I realize ya'll are suggesting a hold right now, but I got nervous about growth when our man Greg wrote out the lyrics to "Let's Get Physical."

11:10 AM  
Blogger greg said...

I just dumped a buttload of stock after re-reading the blog entry and cringing at the excerpt from (Let's Get) Physical. I don't care if the SEC is watching for insider trading--sell, sell, sell.

9:07 PM  

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